"Jersey Weird©"
Lyrics by M.S. McKenzie | Performed by American Storyteller Music & is Protected by Copyright
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"Jersey Weird"
[Intro]
Beyond the malls and past Parkway jams
There are stranger tales in these strange lands
From demonic lore to great big ghostly signs
You might lose yourself past the county lines
…hell, you might even lose your mind
[Verse 1]
Misty Pine Barrens with screams in the night
Where the Jersey Devil takes its crazy flight
Campfire stories and creepy headlights that fade
Out where urban legends are born, not made
[Chorus]
Jersey weird—do your myths ever come true?
Stranger than fiction, wilder than Fox news
From haunted roads to creatures undefined
Your shadowy tall tales linger out in the pines
[Verse 2]
There's old Clinton Road with its phantom truck
And Diner booths where we press our luck
There are cranberry bogs under a scarlet glow
And scary ghost towns lost where few will go
[Verse 3]
I swear saw UFOs in the Meadowlands
And strange graffiti on old train stands
I've been in every swamp and every creek
There's always something, dark and unique
[Bridge]
Some folks just laugh, while others run
Most people say it's all in good Jersey fun
From capes to gaps, tall tales get taller
No one really believes…
…until they see that ghost in the holler
[Verse 4]
From Headless Riders to lakeside lights
To strange encounters on autumn nights
It's wild, it's weird, it's lore that's here to stay
That's Jersey's legend, the Pine Barrens way
[Chorus]
Jersey weird—do your myths ever come true?
Stranger than fiction, wilder than Fox news
From haunted roads to creatures undefined
Your shadowy tall tales linger out in the pines
[Instrumental Outro]
Song Description
"Jersey Weird" is a satirical yet eerie anthem celebrating New Jersey's folklore, urban legends, and reputation for strangeness. It mixes humor, campfire horror, and cultural references into a playful narrative. Instead of portraying New Jersey through its shorelines, boardwalks, or pop icons, the song leans into the uncanny side of the Garden State—the Pine Barrens, haunted roads, ghostly myths, and UFO sightings.
Musical Mood & Style
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Tone: A fusion of playful satire and eerie storytelling, with the feel of a rock or folk-rock ballad wrapped in Halloween-season spookiness.
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Instrumentation(suggested): Acoustic guitar or banjo strums with ghostly electric riffs,steady percussion, and atmospheric synths or strings to heighten suspense. A moody bassline adds depth, while the instrumental outro fades like amysterious legend disappearing into the dark woods.
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Vibe:Part campfire ghost story, part tongue-in-cheek Americana, and part regional anthem for those who embrace New Jersey's quirky reputation.
Section-by-Section Breakdown
[Intro]
The opening sets the stage by contrasting New Jersey's mundane side ("malls" and "Parkway jams") with its darker, stranger identity. It hints at losing not just one's way but one's mind, inviting listeners into a twilight zone version of the state.
[Verse 1]
This verse introduces the Pine Barrens and the infamous Jersey Devil. The imagery of "screams in the night" and "creepy headlights" evokes horror-movie vibes, establishing the Pine Barrens as a birthplace of legends.
[Chorus]
The chorus poses the central question: Do these myths ever come true? It highlights New Jersey's folklore as "stranger than fiction" and "wilder than Fox News," humorously connecting pop culture, skepticism, and mystery. The repeated reference to the pines emphasizes the Pine Barrens as the epicenter of weirdness.
[Verse 2]
The song dives deeper into Jersey lore:
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Clinton Road (notorious for ghostly tales and phantom trucks).
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Dinerbooths, a nod to Jersey's iconic late-night culture where stories spread.
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Cranberry bogs glowing scarlet—a surreal visual.
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Ghost towns tucked away in forgotten corners, adding to the atmosphere.
[Verse 3]
This verse brings in modern myths and local lore:
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UFO sightings in the Meadowlands.
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Graffiti and decay on old train stands, suggesting urban strangeness.
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Swamps and creeks holding dark secrets.
It reinforces the idea that everywhere in Jersey, something unusual lurks.
[Bridge]
Here, the perspective shifts to commentary: some people laugh off the weirdness, while others run in fear. It notes how tall tales spread from "capes to gaps" across the state. The haunting line "no one really believes…until they see that ghost in the holler" captures the tension between disbelief and personal experience.
[Verse 4]
The final verse ties the themes together:
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Headless Riders, ghostly apparitions.
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Lakeside lights and autumn encounters.
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The declaration that this lore is here to stay.
It frames Jersey weirdness not as a passing fad but as a permanent part of the state's identity.
[Chorus Reprise]
The chorus returns, reinforcing the central theme of myths lingering in the pines, before giving way to the outro.
[Instrumental Outro]
The outro leaves the listener in a mysterious, unresolved mood—like walking away from a campfire story into the dark woods, unsure of what's real.
Key Imagery & Motifs
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Pine Barrens: the heart of New Jersey's folklore.
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The Jersey Devil: the state's most famous mythical creature.
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Haunted Roads (Clinton Road): a staple of ghost story culture.
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Cranberry bogs, swamps, ghost towns: natural and abandoned landscapes reimagined as spooky.
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UFOs, graffiti, and diners: blending modern myth with old legend.
Interpretation
"Jersey Weird" isn't just a catalog of strange places—it's a playful cultural commentary. It celebrates how folklore, myths, and spooky legends shape regional identity. The song positions New Jersey as a state of contradictions: urban yet wild, ordinary yet bizarre, skeptical yet full of believers.
