"Rom-Com Reality©"
Lyrics by M. S. McKenzie | Performed by American Storyteller Music, Protected by Copyright
"Rom-Com Reality"
[Intro-instrumental]
[Verse 1]
Girl next door is reading books
Guy walks by with dreamy looks
She trips and falls (so gracefully!)
Spills coffee on his pressed marquee
How original, can't you see?
Another meet-cute destiny!
[Chorus]
Rom-com reality
Where love comes with a guarantee
Running through airports desperately
Making speeches in the rain
Every ending's just the same
Predictably insane!
[Verse 2]
She's a workaholic boss
He's a free spirit across
The hall, they're opposites you see
Fighting feelings endlessly
Till Christmas magic sets them free
(Who wrote this screenplay? Seriously!)
[Chorus]
Rom-com reality
Where love comes with a guarantee
Running through airports desperately
Making speeches in the rain
Every ending's just the same
Predictably insane!
[Bridge]
Oh, the best friend's always wise
The ex shows up - what a surprise!
There's bound to be a makeover scene
And someone's hiding what they mean
Three acts of misunderstandings
Before our perfect happy ending!
[Verse 3]
Fake dating leads to real romance
Small town girl gets second chance
Big city guy learns to slow down
Trading briefcase for small town
Clichés spinning round and round
(I think I'm gonna drown!)
[Verse 4]
Romantic gestures in the street
Flash mobs dancing to the beat
Grand declarations way too loud
Drawing in the random crowd
Every rom-com trick allowed
Making cynics cringe so proud!
[Final Chorus]
Rom-com reality
Where love comes with a guarantee
Running through airports desperately
Making speeches in the rain
Every ending's just the same
Predictably insane!
(But we love um' anyway!)
[Outro - fade with ironic sweeping strings]
